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November 2020 Picks

My three year old gentleman forced me to go on all fours in the living room. He leapt on my back like a trained horseman. He forced me to trot around like a real beast of burden. Nothing is more painful than a big bellied, bald man playing on the floor. The skin on my […]

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October 2020 Picks

Finally, humour has hit our courts. A court has awarded a whopping one shilling to Lilian Omollo as compensation for wrongful dismissal. It has reminded me of something. One day in 2009, I was very broke. I was minding my business under a tree when a friend called me. I jumped up. This guy owed […]

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September 2020 Picks

Fellow introverts.. I need advice. I have a neighbour who passes my house 1000 times a day. How many times am I supposed to greet him? I have already said good morning, good morning again, how are you, how are things, are you breathing, etc. I have also exhausted the kawaida topics like corona imezidi, […]