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May 2020 Picks

I have been observing social and economic distance like a good citizen. (Especially economic.) But yesterday, my owner dragged me to New Nyanza where a promotional sale was on. She selected about 10 pieces of track suits and asked me to try them on. I walked to a cubicle that had a curtain for a […]

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April 2020 Picks

After 40, most men will have discovered their true purpose in life. You have settled in your marriage and career. The girls who refused you when you were single have started to look for your number, hoping that you can help them to correct their 20-year mistakes. You have finally discovered where your waist is […]

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March 2020 Picks

Scary statements when Corona forces you to stay at home: 1. Tunataka kumop nyumba. 2.Nani amekula mkate yenye ilibaki? 3. Viatu vinafanya nini hapa? 4. Watu waoge! 5.Leo ni siku gani? Posted by Mark M. Chetambe on Monday, 30 March 2020 I am reporting a case of harassment. I was innocently watching news on NTV when […]